A Show to end all Shows - Lindsay Lohan „Checks In” (Late, of course) - is there going to be more?

Move over, Ma Donna!
Move over, Lady Ga-Ga!
Move over, Paris Hilton!
Even, you, yes, you, Kim Kardashian & Co., move over, yes!

 

Lindsay Lohan on the Cover of GQ Magazine, UK

Lindsay Lohan tops you all in masterminding the Intricacies of reigning supreme in the Scandal Tabloid Pages and does so with Flair and flawless Ease!

Of course, all above Lindsay Lohan's Predecessors (and many others) accomplished Notoriety with varying but generally spectacular Degrees of Success and, we believe, much hard Work.

What distinguishes Lindsay Lohan in this is her unparalleled Ability to cut through it flawlessly and effortlessly, all by herself, oblivious to all around her, including Judges and even thumbing her Nose up at her Lawyers, having just fired her most recent one.  There is only one Word to describe all this:  „Brilliant.”

http://www.today.com/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-checks-rehab-betty-ford-center-6C9756579

This is the Rehab where Lindsay Lohan has „checked-in,” we think, maybe...(Link)

 The Reward, the Publicity which Lindsay Lohan has been able to amass for herself has only one Word for it...PRICELESS!

http://www.eonline.com/news/414206/lindsay-lohan-s-wild-24-hours-what-has-stopped-her-from-checking-into-rehab?cmpid=rss-000000-rssfeed-365-topstories&utm_source=eonline&utm_medium=rssfeeds&utm_campaign=rss_topstories

Lindsay Lohan's pre „Check-in” Escapades...(Link)

And, by the Looks of it, her Accomplishments are so vast that they shadow all of her Predecessors.  Will Lindsay Lohan know how to turn all this into Money...Cash, cold, equally priceless Cash!

We don't know who wants to bet against her but we, certainly, would not even dare.

Also, read more about Lindsay Lohan's Shopping and Typing Adventures (on an iPad, of course), in the Links above.

Too bad, Annabelle Battistella (a. k. a. Fanne Foxe), for those who remember, is no longer around to see what Lindsay Lohan has been able to accomplish...

Annabella Battistella, „Fannie Fox” in this undated Photograph in Washington, D. C.

Expert ,,Recommendations'' for President of the United States

In less than a Month, the Election for President of the United States will be over, setting, most likely, a Record on how much Money has been sent for electing a Public Official anywhere, ever...

Of more than inconsequential Interest appear to be some of the People whose Presidential ,,Preference'' is being reported by various Media, People whom we should take into Account, as ,,Authorities,'' or ,,Experts'' of some Sort...otherwise, why even mention what their Opinion is on the Subject?

For Mitt Romney:  Lindsay Lohan, fresh from her Nighttime Hotel Escapade in New York!

 

Lindsay Lohan

http://todayentertainment.today.com/_news/2012/10/12/14392258-lindsay-lohan-not-yet-registered-to-vote-endorses-mitt-romney?lite

For Barack Obama:  Bruce Springsteen, a major Force in 20th Century American Politics!

 

Bruce Springsteen

http://nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/13/14418216-bruce-springsteen-to-campaign-for-obama-in-ohio?lite

Just how is the Opinion of these People relevant to the crucial Issues which confront this Country today?

One Publication described certain Endorsements as having the Potential to be toxic.  What may be equally, if not more toxic is the Attention and Importance we and the Press pay to the Opinions of these People, just as, how can one forget, Mike Huckabee running for President being endorsed by Chuck Norris?  Are these People who should shape our Political Thinking and be held up by the Press as ,,Authorities'' of any Sort whatsoever?

Important Footnote:  we are told, Lindsay Lohan will soon register to vote in order to add ,,Gravitas'' to her Endorsement.