Lady Ga Ga...move over! Ma Donna...move over! Miley Cyrus is here!!!

Now that the ridiculous Michael Jackson Estate Lawsuit to recover some illusory Proceeds from a Tour that never took place has been dismissed by a Trial Judge, we can concentrate on something more current...

Miley Cyrus

 

This is Miley Cyrus „sans” Birthday Suit, but dressed up for the Beach.  You can see Miley Cyrus's Birthday Suit in the Video Link posted below.  We hope Christian Dior, from his Grave, can forgive not only Miley Cyrus, Ma Donna and Lady Ga Ga but also us for inadvertently aiding in their Publicity.

 

Forget Ma Donna with her ridiculous Pronouncements and her Burlesque Style Boobie Tassels.

 

Ma Donna in one of her Strip Tease Outfits, now rendered „Passé” by Miley Cyrus's Creativity

Forget Lady Ga Ga's „Creative” Outfits one of which was made out of Meatloaf, or the one where she tried to outdo Ma Donna by substituting Kalaschnikows instead of Tassels on her Boobies; these, just as Examples (we bet the NRA loved that Photo!)

 

Lady Ga Ga wearing her Kalaschnikows.  The NRA should have loved this Photo.

Yes, Miley Cyrus (Miley who? for those of us who lead a sheltered Life) first managed to attract Attention to her with a Risqué Television Performance at an Award Show and then quickly moved on to a Video called „Wrecking Ball.”  Yes, the Video does indeed feature a Wrecking Ball, a plastic one, to be sure; it also features a Sledgehammer (likewise made out of Plastic) which Miley Cyrus lovingly licks and a Plastic Wall, too, of course, but the Masterpiece of it all is Miley Cyrus's Outfit...her Birthday Suit.  Total Genius and tossing Ma Donna and Lady Ga Ga into the Bin of „Has Beens,” Silent Movie Stuff, Ancient History, if you will.

You can watch the Video for yourself, here:

 

http://youtu.be/My2FRPA3Gf8

The Video features a Wrecking Ball (Plastic), a Sledge Hammer (Plastic), a Wall, of course, (Plastic, of course) and Miley Cyrus modeling a Couple of Outfits, notably her Birthday Suit.

But do not count on being one of the First...the Video has already gone „Viral” (we remember the Times when viral was an Adjective, not an Adverb and was used in Connection with Infections Diseases (Epidemics - a Word later revised to Pandemic) and has been seen by 25 Million People and counting.

The Real Question is, what is Rolling Stones Magazine going to do now, when looking for a Cover Shot?

Good Choice of Words - ,,Intentional Irony''

Elswhere in this Column we reported a Couple of Times regarding some of the ,,Escapades'' of Lady Ga Ga; who, it seems, voraciously grabs at every Opportunity to gain her some Publicity or Attention; certainly, to some, dismissively tossing away a ,,Pack of Joints'' or whatever they were on Stage and then selecting a different ,,Joint'' (she must be a good Judge of Quality) to smoke rivals even her ,,Meat Costumes'' which were disgusting enough to make on think of Food Safety in earnest  (see our earlier recent Post).

Sometimes, trying too hard can have its Pitfalls, though.  Lady Ga Ga's main Rival, Madonna, who, it seems, is trying to hang on to her fading ,,Stardust'' by the Skin of her Teeth, her Nipple Cone Outfit Performances ,,à la Burlesque'' having been eclipsed by Lady Ga Ga's ,,Boobie Kalishnikov'' Photography Performance.

So what does Madonna do?  She goes on Stage extolling the Virtues of President Obama and then calls him America's First ,,Black Moslem'' President...

http://entertainment.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/25/14098317-madonna-i-was-being-ironic-when-i-called-obama-a-black-muslim?lite

(Click on the Link for the Video)

Who was her High School English Teacher?  Don't ask...

Who is her Publicity Agent?  We can only surmise, it could have been someone who suggested to her what to say to make up for the Gaffe:  ,,I was being Ironic.''  Ironic?

Did anyone suggest to her that she might want to say, ,,I misspoke'' or ,,I made a Mistake?''

Nah...never admit...never, never, never...

A Hard Act to follow - not to mention...Super High Class

Now, here, again, is Lady Ga Ga, about whom we have written in this Column before.  This Time, a Super High Class Act, hard to follow, smoking Pot on Stage, in Amsterdam where, of course, smoking Pot is legal although, one should  add, a recent Regulation prevents non Dutch Citizens from buying the Stuff...they cannot buy it although they are allowed to smoke it.

And that's what Lady Ga Ga just did, after dismissively discarding what appeared to be some Stuff not of ,,Acceptable Quality.''   Goodness forbid that she would smoke something of ,,Inferior Quality.''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3426ahYnoGs

(Click on the Link above to watch Lady Gaga dismissively throwing a Pack to the Side, then choosing a Joint and lighting it up)

Fortunately for some but unfortunately for her, however the Images of her smoking the Stuff that ,,changed her Life'' also managed to make her look rather pathetic.

Maybe she had forgotten her ,,Meat Outfit'' at home.

 

Lady Ga Ga...Wait, wait my Dear Lady...

Now that Lady Ga Ga has proclaimed herself to be the Best Singer we can all take a Sigh of Relief. The Long Standing Question has definitively been answered. The Deck can be cleared of Madonna, Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, to mention just a Few. Actually, this Writer had thought that the 'Artistic Concept' of Dynamic Boobies had been brought into Vogue by Madonna and that the Original Concept, complete with Whirling Tassels had perhaps belonged to someone named 'Blaze Starr' of Burlesque Theatre Fame.

But, or course, all this was a long, long Time ago. On the other hand, it must be said, the Name 'Ga Ga' has an original Scent of an-Alphabetismus to it; or perhaps, one could even move the Hyphen from the First to the Second Syllable and thus let the Phabetismus bring almost everything else into Synch.

Unless...one happens to run across something from over a Century and a Half Ago, where two Voices can be heard singing over and over again, 'Ga-Ga, Ga-Ga,' or something very close to it.

Oh, my Dear...or are they saying, 'Oh my Dear Lady' before 'Ga-Ga, Ga-Ga?'